Become a modern day pirate
The ultimate blueprint to life and wealth.
Sitting upon my throne of accumulated knowledge, contemplating in silence..
Eyes glazed, marinated in caffeine.
My mind spirals into the abyss as I try not to think about the enigmatic girl I encountered at the gas station, the one who challenged me to a race.
She drives a Range Rover.
Respectable vehicle tho.
But let’s be honest, it still couldn’t outpace a Corvette in a straight-line duel.
Or maybe I’m just overanalyzing things like a neurotic salesman with too much caffeine and not enough therapy.
Of course, she wasn’t just challenging me to a race.
She was asking me out.
Subtly. Strategically.
Perhaps I should entertain the idea of a date sometime this week.
Might help cure my sleepless nights.
But right now, I’m preparing to write yet another diabolical newsletter.
But this one…
This one isn’t like the others.
This is a weapon.
A blueprint.
It’s worth more than $890..
But I’m handing it to you, right now, for free.
Let's get into it my dear friend..
I like to think of humans as pirates.
All setting sail toward a mythical Treasure Island.
An island that symbolizes the elusive notion of a complete life.
The brutal truth is...
You want to complete everything.
Your wealth.
Your love life.
Your health.
Your appearance.
Everything.
You are like a lone pirate navigating the vast, unpredictable ocean..
in pursuit of the “Complete Island.”
But the question remains:
Will you get there?
Will you drown along the way?
Will you be ambushed by rival pirates?
Will you lose hope and retreat to the Town of Mediocrity?
I can’t answer that question for you.
Something else will.
NOTE: (This newsletter has nothing to do with pirates)
You see, the obsession with reaching “Treasure Island” has destroyed many pirates.
They failed.
And abandoned their ships.
Choosing instead to return to a life governed by comfort and conformity.
A life engineered by the system.
They gave up the ocean.
They gave up the dream.
Why?
Because they never had a map.
That’s the harsh reality:
Most of you are just sailing aimlessly.
Guessing your way forward.
Hoping the wind carries you in the right direction.
You don’t have a blueprint for the journey to the “Complete Island.”
But you need one.
You need a map that lays out every tribulation, every temptation, every detour.
Because a pirate without a map...
never survives the high seas.
Came across a story about A kid, knee-deep in self-improvement.
He hit the gym five times a week.
He cracked a money-making code.
He was living the dream every “escape-the-matrix” bro idolizes.
But then it happened.
A girl confessed to his friend that she liked him.
“The Lady in the Red Dress.” (Iykyk)
They started dating.
He fell deep into love and thought,
“Maybe I should just settle and be happy.”
But eventually…
She left him.
And now?
He says he can’t go back.
Can’t return to that version of himself.
The fire’s gone.
The momentum has evaporated.
He is the perfect example of a pirate without a map.
He sunk into the abyss.
A pirate without a map doesn’t know the difference between what he wants and what he needs.
But a pirate with a map?
He doesn’t stop to admire the Lady in the Red Dress..
Now don’t get me wrong..
I’m not some red-pilled internet philosopher.
Women are beautiful.
They’re divine.
A gift to humanity.
But a pirate doesn’t abandon his mission for a ransom.
No matter how seductive it may appear.
Because a pirate without a map is vulnerable to temptation.
All he knows is:
“There’s treasure on the island.”
But he doesn’t know what kind of treasure.
Or how much.
Or what dangers guard it.
So what does he do?
He follows other boats.
But not every pirate has the same destination.
Some are out to raid, plunder, and destroy.
Some are headed for different islands entirely.
You need a map.
We’ve all heard the saying:
"Life is a game."
And it’s true.
Life is a game.
And like any game, it has levels.
You pass Level 1, you ascend to Level 2.
If you don’t?
You get stuck.
Forever.
You never face the final boss.
You rage-quit.
You uninstall the game.
So I’m going to give you the map.
Your Pirate Map.
A blueprint in three levels:
LEVEL 1: PARADIGM SHIFT.
This is where your journey begins.
You’re still a baby pirate.
Everyone starts here.
But some die here too.
This is the level of awakening.
You begin to unravel the lies.
You realize you were never meant to live paycheck to paycheck.
That you weren’t born to trade your life away in a cubicle.
That your food is poisoned with chemicals disguised as flavor.
That the system has been programming you to be broke, lustful, obese, and distracted.
You start to see it.
The illusion.
The trap.
You begin to wonder why governments will hand you $100K in student loans...
But not $30K to start a business.
And while you’re digging deeper..
Beware.
Because this is the most dangerous level.
It has two possible outcomes.
OUTCOME ONE:
You become a bitter, resentful victim.
You point fingers.
You scream “eat the rich.”
You spiral into self-pity.
You become a loud, powerless thorn in the system’s side.
And eventually?
The system removes you.
You never make it to the ocean.
You never become a real pirate.
OUTCOME TWO:
You realize preaching won’t change anything.
You understand that no one’s coming to save you.
You get on your boat.
And you start sailing.
Welcome to Level 2.
LEVEL 2: METANOIA.
This is the phase of transformation.
This is where you build your ship, and yourself.
You start training.
You acquire skills, skills that can generate money even in the desert.
You read.
You learn.
You stack wisdom like gold coins.
This level takes time.
But the reward is exponential.
You start a business.
You begin monetizing your talents.
And then?
She returns.
The Lady in the Red Dress.
She tempts you.
Whispers sweet distractions.
But you now have your map.
You know better.
You understand that if you sleep with her,
She’ll bear you the children of chaos and destruction.
Stay focused.
Stay building.
Your business doesn’t have to be perfect.
It just needs to be real.
Tangible.
Active.
Keep improving it.
Combine it with your high-income skills.
Scale it.
Systemize it.
Make it work while you sleep.
And no matter how many attacks you face..
Never stop sailing.
Eventually…
You’ll see it.
Through your spyglass…
The island.
Beautiful.
Golden.
Within reach.
And then…
You enter level 3.
LEVEL 3: EUDAIMONIA.
In this level..You land on the island.
You taste freedom for the first time.
Money start flowing in after all your hard work.
Life feels complete.
But you are not safe yet.
Because now you face the final bosses:
Comfort.
Lust.
and Greed.
COMFORT
You see $6M in your account.
You say, “I’ve made it.”
You relax.
You slow down.
You stop sharpening your sword.
You start getting fat and lazy.
You begin to forget who you are..
Big mistake.
Because Comfort never comes alone.
He brings his brother...
LUST..
You feel invincible.
You’re flying first class.
You’re invited to Miami.
You start going to high networking events.
You’re surrounded by surgically-sculpted models.
Now lust is slowly taking control.
You start getting invitations to exotic event’s where you blow $10K a night on women with bbls. You feel invincible..
Invincibility is an illusion.
Your life is just being pivoted by lust.
Gold diggers in your DMs.
If you refuse their spells, They’ll say:
“Looks like someone’s never been touched by a real woman.”
Don’t fall for all of it.
Strike down Lust and Comfort with the Axe of Discipline.
And run for your boat.
Because waiting there…
Is the most cunning enemy of all.
GREED.
He’s already sitting in your boat.
Feet up.
Smiling.
He whispers:
“There’s more treasure. Leave what you have. Go back and claim it all before the others do.”
If you listen?
He’ll rob you blind.
Take your treasure.
Sink your boat.
Have you Heard of Adolf Merckle?
He was a German billionaire with an insane Net worth of $9.2 billion.
He got greedy.
Bet everything against Volkswagen stock.
Thought he was untouchable.
Porsche launched a surprise takeover.
Volkswagen’s stock spiked.
He lost everything.
Took his own life in 2009.
Brutal, but true.
He was a pirate who couldn’t defeat the final boss: Greed.
Don’t go back for more treasure.
Make the treasure you already have… more valuable.
Be so exceptional at what you do
That you make your competitors look like interns.
This is deeper than you think it is my friend..
Fuck Light pollution.. I can barely even see the Stars.
Anyways, Now you have the blueprint to life.
The Pirate Map.
Your guide to the Complete Island.
Weigh your life on a scale.
Decide what you’re going to do with it.
Because this life?
It’s yours.
My hands are sore.
My eyes are red.
I’ve consumed more caffeine than is medically advisable.
But I had to get this out.
Ahhhh…
Anyways, stay safe and Stay tuned.
Sir Giovanni I don't know how to thank you for this. 🫡
I’m positive you know this but, you’re one of a kind 🥹🤎🙏🏾